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if you lived here…

I saw that there was an apartment complex that was called 和平新成. Underneath they had a big neon sign that said “New Peaceful Village.” I thought that might be a nice place to live. But then I reconsidered. If this is New Peaceful Village, what happed to Old Peaceful Village? Perhaps it got destroyed by […]

say it loud

At a Chinese brothel, every day is 后天。

close enough

The same word “yin you” with different tones could mean: 1) A buddhist predestined relationship 2) A secret concern 3) To seduce 4) To wander as a minstrel Which is perfect because I want to say, “My secret concern is that I will be seduced away from my predestined buddhist relationship into becoming a wandering […]